I take breaks from masterbating and watching parks and rec to eat and pee and work out….
if i ever died all you would have to do is play this video and i would come back to life
(Source: , via wondurs)
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
I can’t figure out if not kissing him was the right thing to do. The next morning would have been so fucking awkward. But now I cant even think about being friends with him because I like him sooo wtf was the point in stopping him from kissing me. Plus now we don’t text and won’t see each other all summer so now we really can’t be friends.